I'm so pleased you have all participated so fully--let's try to comment a little more, though I understand that there was quite a deluge of posts. I was overwhelmed myself.
Time for Prompt #2! We''ll keep this to a week, I think. I'm feeling a little funky, so...
Write a poem or prose piece which includes somehow the following line (which happens to be the title of a famous painting):
Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity